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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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