One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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