- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

America Votes

Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

The meme walks out of the bar.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

A BABY seal walks into a club

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

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