Women's rights.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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FIRE!!

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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