What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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I went to the store and I fell

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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