Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Obama 2012

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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hrih

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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