What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground last? Depends on their weight and drag co-efficient.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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What's uneducated, black, and over six feet tall? A light pole.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Q: what did the common cold say to the cough? A: you are SO annoying!

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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Nero, its not that, people are leaving left and right, you where right when you told me that I was holding into the remains of a rotting corpse, the underground society is dead and money alone will never bring it back, but I got the funds and you the talent, is there nothing that can be achieved? You are a lawyer, you write novels, you live a family life, you work for who the hell knows what organization, is this what you traded your, or if I may say, our legacy for? I dont suspect you Nero, I am disappointed in you, part of me wishes you where a backstabber, rather than the one that just quit.

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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