- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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Why don't women like to have penises? Evidently women have different tastes than men in what body parts they enjoy having.

After waking up at the break of dawn, a man saw his dogs food dish was empty. In slight excitement for his dog to finally eat after his dish being empty all night, he called his dog in from outside, expecting him to go straight to his food dish like always. The dog walked by without noticing.

A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang-rape.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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