What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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You just won the game...

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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asparagus

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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