i'm not gay

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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whats brown? poop.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Wheelchair high jump

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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