- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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