- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

9/11/2001

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

what is the awesomest of them all? me

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