wanna hear a joke: women's rights

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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