Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Garry Glitters on here

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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