Knock knock Who's there My dick

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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The WNBA.

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Good.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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OBAMA

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Men's rights.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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