Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

A Banana wrote this...

Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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