- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

math test 2=2

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

Canada

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

you know what hurts.... PAIN

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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