Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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womens rights

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Ass

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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