- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's your name? You tell me.

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

what do you call a cup?... a cup

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

Wanna hear a joke? Toyota

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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