Knock Knock. Go away!

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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penis

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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George W. Bush

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Baseball

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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Knock Knock Good one...

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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