A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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your momma's an antijoke

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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your face.

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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