Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A ginger rapping.

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I am really good at math debating

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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