What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What does a man like. food.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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