What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Shit.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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knock knock you may come in

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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