A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

The WNBA.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

What's white and horny? A unicorn

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Niko isnt a mexican douche

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

Kate

Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

shabalabadingdong JLR

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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