Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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Windows Vista

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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S.O.P.A

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96

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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25

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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Hi poop!

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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