A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Anti Joke

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