- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Fruitcake

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Shit.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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