-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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Obamacare!

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Women's Golf

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Josh kissing a girl

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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arse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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the WNBA

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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