What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

throbbing slobber

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

SPAMS!!!

Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

The WNBA

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Niko isnt a mexican douche

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

Mmmm, donuts

Two women were sitting in silence.

this website...

nathan palmer has a big head !

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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