a horse walks into a barn

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two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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SAY

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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