What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Women's rights

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Women's rights.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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