- Anti Joke

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

a banana

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

DERP

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

arse

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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