- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Robin, get in the car.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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