Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Myspace

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Women's rights

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Womens rights

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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