- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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