Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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Tunechi

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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