- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do you call a black man? Rob

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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