Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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