- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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