What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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