How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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