Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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A man goes to the potty.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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