- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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