- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."