What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

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