- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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