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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.