Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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