- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Knock Knock.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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whats green and lives in the water

pobody's nerfect

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

123 f*ck off

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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